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There was a married couple. Eyery day the husband went golfing from 10 to 4.

Once the wife asked the husband "Could you please repair the dripping faucet in the bathroom when you come home?"

The husband replied "What,so now you think I'm a plumber?"

Then the wife also told him "The bulb in the kitchen is also broken".

The husband responded, "So now you think I'm an electrician?"

When the husband came back home from golfing, the bulb was changed and even the faucet in the bathroom was repaired.

Wondering what had happened, the husaband asked his wife "How did all these jobs get done?"

She answered, "Today there was a man I met on the street who said he repaired anything for a roll in the hay or some cookies."

The husband said, "I do really hope you gave him some cookies!!"

She replied, "What, so now you think I'm a baker?"