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A lonely frog calls a psychic hotline and asks what his future holds.

His personal psychic adviser tells him, "You are going to meet a young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is excited about the news. "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic. "In biology class."