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The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Duncan. I think it must be drink." "Don't worry about it Doc, I'll come back when you're sober."
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"Hey Kelly, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece?" "No, Nola, but I'm getting closer all the time!"
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Murphy told Patrick that his wife was driving him to drink. Patrick thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk!!
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"Did you hear that O'Reilly invented an invisible deodorant?" "No, what good is it ?" "Well if you use it, you vanish and no one knows where the smell is coming from!"