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All of your clothes advertise for Marlboro cigarettes.

Your dog has ever attacked your goat.

Animal control knows your name and address by heart.

You have more than three rebel flag stickers on your pick-up truck.

You have ever purchaced a rebel flag golf ball at a flea market because you thought it looked cool.

If your only "running" vehicle has been on jack stands for more than two months.

If you think that Duct Tape and Super Glue are part of the seven wonders of the world.

If you have Budwieser bottle caps glued to your car stereo knobs.

If you own more than two Budwieser belt buckles.

You have ever gotten drunk with a chicken.

Your pick-up truck has a "01" painted on the doors.