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Ready to go camping? That's too bad, Katie,
we're going anyway. Does everybody have a
bottle of water? Oh, Stephanie! Well, you
and Sarah can share hers. Sarah, don't hog
the water. All righty, let's get going...
Katie, it's only been half a mile. Well, you
should have thought of that before you left.
And no, I didn't bring an extra pair of
shoes for you. You'll have to walk in those
sandals. Serves you right. I said to wear
comfortable shoes... You're kidding, Steph!
We just passed the bathroom five minutes
ago! Oh, you didn't have to go then. Okay,
we'll turn around. Hurry up!... Sarah, what's
that you've got in your hand? Show it to me,
missy, or you can kiss your CD player good-
bye for the rest of the weekend. Eeek! Drop
it, drop it now! You nearly gave me a heart
attack. I don't care if it was just a garter
snake. First rule of the forest, always leave
the wildlife where it is. Yes, Steph, I guess
that the first rule IS to remember to bring
toilet paper along... Sarah, Steph, slow--
pant--down. Me and Karen can't keep up. Katie
feels left out. Let her--and us--catch up...
Girls, it's been five miles. Let's take a
break. Please. Katie's about to collapse.
Sarah, that was rude! I don't care if she IS
slow as molasses, don't say it! Oh, it's all
right, Katie, don't cry. PLEASE don't cry.
That's it, Sarah, you and Steph can spend the
rest of the day collecting firewood... Well,
girls, we're back at the cabin. Who's up
for horseback riding? Oh, you are? Well, I
guess I can handle it--ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....