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Two shipwrecked Scots had been hanging on for hours to an upturned boat.
Wee Hughie, realizing that he might not be able to hold out much longer, began to recount his past misdeeds, and to vow that if he escaped he would in the future lead an entirely new life.

Suddenly, there was a cry from his comrade in distress:

" Wait, Hughie ! Don't commit yourself yet - I think I see land ! "