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NEWS UPDATE: Moslems Multiplying in the Southeast U.S.

The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi
would like to announce that they have made a
disturbing discovery in their states.

Apparently, a small number of moslems have
become romantically involved with the locals.

The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad
task of reporting a new sector of the human race:
ISLAMABUBBAS.

So far, only a smattering of actual births has
been reported, and we are hard at work trying
to isolate and seal them off.

To date, we have identified the following:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have
sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.